Neck accessories

Here you'll find things we hang around our necks to distract from existential dread—or to showcase our chests, questionable belief systems, and the delusion that we have fashion sense. I'm reminded of the time I realized cravats were the origin of white-collar fashion, back when strangulation risk was just part of looking professional (honestly, they should make a comeback). Anyway, accent your daily costume of functional depression with one of our fancy neck accessories—because if you're going to slowly suffocate under capitalism, you might as well look good doing it.