Terms of service

erms of Service

Welcome to Angry Rabbit Metalworks. By browsing this site, placing an order, or simply existing in our general vicinity, you agree to the following terms. Yes, all of them. No, you don't get to negotiate.

1. The Agreement By using this website, you acknowledge that you are a living, breathing human being capable of making your own decisions. We are not responsible for the consequences of those decisions, including but not limited to: buyer's remorse, a sudden obsession with collecting metalwork, or explaining to your partner why there's a 40-pound sculpture in the living room.

2. Our Products Everything we make is forged with skill, spite, and an unreasonable amount of passion. Our pieces are built to outlast you, your children, and probably civilization as we know it. Handle accordingly.

3. Pricing Prices are what they are. We don't haggle. We don't do "can you do better?" We spent years perfecting our craft so you don't have to spend years looking for something this good elsewhere. You're welcome.

4. Ordering Once you place an order, it's happening. The metal is already judging you. Orders cannot be cancelled once production has begun, which, spiritually speaking, begins the moment you hit "Add to Cart."

5. Shipping We will get your order to you. When exactly? That depends on the complexity of the piece, the alignment of the planets, and whether the shipping carrier is having a good day. We package everything like it's going to war — because with some carriers, it is.

6. Intellectual Property Our designs are ours. Don't copy them. Don't trace them. Don't "take inspiration" from them in a way that's suspiciously specific. We will notice, and we have a lot of sharp tools.

7. Limitation of Liability Angry Rabbit Metalworks is not liable for any injuries sustained from improper use of our products, attempts to use decorative metalwork as actual weaponry, or the existential crisis that comes from owning something this well-made.

8. Changes to These Terms We reserve the right to update these terms at any time, for any reason, or for no reason at all. We probably won't tell you. Check back occasionally if you're the type who reads Terms of Service — in which case, hi, you're one of three people who made it this far.

9. Governing Law These terms are governed by the laws of British Columbia, Canada. Any disputes will be settled in a court of law, not in our DMs.

10. Contact If you have questions, concerns, or just want to tell us how much you love your purchase, you can reach us through our website. We read everything. We respond to most things. We appreciate all of it, even when we don't show it.

By continuing to use this site, you agree that you've read these terms, understood them, and accept full responsibility for whatever happens next.

Good luck out there.