{"title":"The Gallery of Metal","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese are the pieces you don't wear — you \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003edisplay\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e them, slightly afraid to touch them. This is where the Angry Rabbit herself does her best work: intricate metal sculptures born from pure instinct and zero planning. Because the most unsettling statements in art are the ones that ambush you — lurking quietly in the corner until they're suddenly, unavoidably, right in your face.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"west-coast-humpback","title":"West Coast Humpback","description":"\u003cp\u003eWeighing in at a hefty 4.5 lbs (base included — because even art needs to stand on something), this Humpback Whale was born from leftover copper wire salvaged from plumbing students who were busy learning to wrangle water tanks. Someone's apprenticeship became someone else's obsession. Over 30 hours of hand-wrapping later, she clocks in at 15\" long and 12\" wide. Dedication? Madness? Honestly, the line blurred around hour twelve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Angry Rabbit herself was surprised it turned out to be a whale — as one is, because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, and apparently nobody expects a life-size copper cetacean either. The whale, for its part, would almost certainly have been more surprised — had it been alive, which, given the circumstances, is probably for the best.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHumpback whales were nearly hunted to extinction for their blubber and baleen. Oil lamps. Corsets. Umbrella ribs. Let that sink in — an entire species pushed to the brink so Victorian women could have a narrower waist and stay dry at garden parties. This one, at least, is immortal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThere is exactly one of these in existence. Not a limited run. Not a small batch. \u003cem\u003eOne.\u003c\/em\u003e Once she's gone, she's gone — much like the Victorian whaling industry, but with considerably less guilt.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Angry Rabbit Metalworks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43670179283011,"sku":null,"price":250.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0674\/3182\/5475\/files\/sideviewhumpbackwhale3.jpg?v=1786662495"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0674\/3182\/5475\/collections\/20260314_210810.jpg?v=1786656767","url":"https:\/\/angryrabbitmetalworks.com\/collections\/the-gallery-of-metal.oembed","provider":"Angry Rabbit Metalworks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}