{"title":"Bullet Fashion - Not just for Spreadsheets","description":"\u003cp\u003eA statement from the creator regarding this collection:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnlike most of the fashion industry, Angry Rabbit Metalworks is not afraid of size inclusivity, politics, college, poverty, gender identity, sexuality , neurodivergence and rebellions. We believe that bad things are happening, and sometimes we all need a little  armor. There is a lot of violence in the world right now. It seems to be against everyone and anyone, no matter what race, gender identity, political view, religion, mental health status, and sexuality. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe created this collection as a way for voices to be heard silently and as a quiet remark on the state of our world currently. We understand that some of our products might seem offensive in some of their descriptions and nature. However, it is our goal to reduce the stigma of these issues. By using the casing of the very things that can hurt people, we are starting much needed conversations about the current times we live in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat being said sometimes using dark humour is an easier way to deal with the topics of a taboo nature.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe want to remind everyone, that they matter and they are seen. We feel we can do this through art, and fashion and a very dark sense of humor. Please know that every casing sourced has been fired at a range and not towards somebody. We do NOT condone Violence.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"jewelry-example-product-1","title":"Bullets for My Valentine","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBullets for My Valentine: because nothing says 'I survived' quite like wearing the evidence. This jewelry is for those of us who didn't just escape—we're the ones who came back to burn the whole house down and salt the earth. Consider this your wearable middle finger to silence, your conversation starter that kicks doors off hinges, and a reminder that some of us don't just survive the darkness—we weaponize it. Wear it loud. Wear it proud. And if it makes someone uncomfortable, good.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Angry Rabbit Metalworks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42942403870787,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0674\/3182\/5475\/files\/BulletsForMyValentine.jpg?v=1770536063"},{"product_id":"jewelry-example-product-4","title":"Snow Crisis","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRemember that obscenely wealthy corrupt guy who suggested shooting bullets into a hurricane to stop it? Yeah, that one. Well, up here in Canada, we know firing rounds into a blizzard won't do shit—except maybe give you frostbite and a Darwin Award. Better to grab a Timmies, accept your frozen fate, and wear these earrings so everyone knows you're the type who'd rather mock idiots in power than become one. Because if we're going down with the ship, we might as well look good doing it and have something to talk about besides the weather and our collective disappointment in humanity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Angry Rabbit Metalworks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42942403969091,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0674\/3182\/5475\/files\/SnowCrisis.jpg?v=1770539051"},{"product_id":"before-the-end","title":"Before The End","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou never know when the end is nigh. The Doomsday Clock is at 85 seconds to midnight—which might be a terrible song title, but at least you'll look absolutely killer when civilization collapses. Your mother warned you about wearing clean underwear in case a truck hit you; we're more concerned with looking devastatingly good when the global crisis hits.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePair these beauties with some Docs and your best apocalypse outfit. Because if we're all going down, you might as well go down in style. At least the aliens\/zombies\/nuclear fallout will appreciate your aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Angry Rabbit Metalworks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42942941757507,"sku":"ear22GBeforeendblkball","price":15.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0674\/3182\/5475\/files\/BeforeTheEnd.jpg?v=1770511743"},{"product_id":"fuck-off-studs","title":"Fuck Off Studs","description":"\u003cp\u003eRemember that ex who just didn't get it? Remember that time you fantasized about telling your boss to take a long walk off a short pier? We've all been there, mentally composing resignation speeches we'll never deliver and revenge plots we'll never execute.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHere at Angry Rabbit, sometimes rebellion comes in tiny, socially acceptable packages. These .22 caliber casings have been cut down to become the perfect little studs—tiny, imperceptible, and saying exactly how you really feel without getting fired, arrested, or having to explain yourself to HR.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's the personal joke only you're in on. Therapeutic violence, but make it fashion.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Angry Rabbit Metalworks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42942945034307,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0674\/3182\/5475\/files\/FuckoffStuds.jpg?v=1770512263"},{"product_id":"shoot-for-the-stars","title":"Shoot for the Stars","description":"\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEver grind so hard you considered mainlining espresso just to prove you're worthy of upgrading from your overpriced shoebox to a slightly larger overpriced shoebox? The Canadian Nightmare is alive and well—it just costs $2,500\/month and requires you to sacrifice sleep, sanity, and your will to live. You can't shoot the stars, but you can definitely shoot for middle management and a studio with a separate bedroom. Wear these studs as a reminder that upward mobility is real*\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e*Results may vary. Side effects include existential dread, crippling debt, and the nagging suspicion that the system is rigged. 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Either way, these are for people who romanticize machinery because at least gears are predictable, unlike human relationships.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Angry Rabbit Metalworks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42943021875267,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0674\/3182\/5475\/files\/Olfactory.jpg?v=1770540833"},{"product_id":"remember-the-irish","title":"Remember the Irish","description":"\u003cp\u003eHistory hasn't been particularly kind to the Irish—between the Great Potato Famine (turns out monoculture farming has consequences), their centuries-long fight for autonomy, and well... the Troubles. You know, just casual generational trauma.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThese days, Irish heritage has been reduced to St. Paddy's Day—where drunk people wear green, pretend to know Boston's history, and hunt for four-leaf clovers like they're lottery tickets. Progress, right?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePut on your Docs, grab a Guinness, and wear these earrings. Just don't be surprised if the night devolves into a Boondock Saints reenactment. There will be prayers. There will be violence. There will be regrets in the morning.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Angry Rabbit Metalworks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42943021973571,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0674\/3182\/5475\/files\/RememberTheIrish.jpg?v=1770541407"},{"product_id":"im-game","title":"I'm Game","description":"\u003cp\u003eElegant, lethal, and unapologetic.\u003cspan\u003e Want to make the boardroom uncomfortable? The opposition nervous? Society to collectively hold its breath when you walk in? 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